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Post by Orlock on Jan 13, 2005 11:41:37 GMT -5
From movies, television, print interviews, anywhere; our Mistress and Cassandra are always spouting out something witty and memorable. What are some of your favorite comments attributed to our favorite gal in black/fiery red head?
"If I retire doing the character, I don't think the character has to retire. There will still be caricatures of Elvira. You know, Dracula still works, and he's dead."
“Elvira is always a bit on the horny side,”
"It's the people that are attracted to Elvira that I'm worried about!"
"There's nothing wrong with G-rated movies, as long as there's lots of sex and violence."
"Revenge is better than Christmas!"
"If this makes anyone in the audience feel sick, put your head between your knees and enjoy yourselves!"
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ScaredStiff2
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Trick or Treat.....Why not Both?
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Post by ScaredStiff2 on Jan 14, 2005 1:23:47 GMT -5
From Elvira and the Party monsters pinball:
1. Don't touch me there!
2. Nice organ
3. How 'bout another ball
4. Now we're cookin
5. Ooo, Deja Vue.
From Scared Stiff:
1. Let's see how Scared Stiff you can get.
2. Oo, I'm having multiple jackpots
3. Leave it alone!
4. You just don't listen do you.
5. I knew you'd come back.
6. Where's the cheese?
7. Good head, my favorate
8. Wake me up when your done.
9. Ooo another, I'm game
10. Ya hey der!
Now these are her quip's from both machines. Speaking from a pinball player, you may have heard these wen playing the games.
Tomorow, my favorate for her movies.
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ScaredStiff2
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Post by ScaredStiff2 on Jan 14, 2005 23:42:13 GMT -5
Favorate movie quotes from Mistress of the dark and Haunted Hills:
Mistress of the Dark:
1. Just grab a tool and start banging
2. What's that perfume you're wearing ?Catch of the day?
3. I might get so depressed that I may hang myself in the oven.
4. If they ask about me, tell them I was more than a great set of boobs, I was also a great pair of legs.
Haunted Hills:
1. Look at the size of that rack.
2. Yea, nice meeting you too.
3. Snap out of it, what are you going for an oscar?
4. The people of this village say that this castle is evil. Aw, who listens to the village people anymore.
5. Let me throw something sexy on and head to the dungeon.
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Post by devastatia on Oct 20, 2005 13:06:34 GMT -5
From Haunted Hills:
Dr Bradley: "Smuggler, slave-trading, pathological liar, bad dancer, cross-dresser..."
Elvira: "Whoa, that's really weird. Cross-dressers are usually great dancers!"
Vladimir: "Another unfortunate Hellzabus (sp?) family trait... Catalepsy."
Elvira: "Fear of... cats?"
Vladimir: "Oh they've struck again!"
Elvira: "What? Gophers?"
From Elvira Mistress of the Dark:
Bob: "How's your head?"
Elvira: "Haven't had any compliants yet!"
Random:
Elvira: "Ewww, who put a candy in the bug dish?"
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Post by harleylilithnoir on Oct 21, 2005 10:08:26 GMT -5
from MOTD "Super Unleaded, dont smoke" "I was just six inches away from selling...." "I hate to interupt this little episode of the Waltons but can I get a room?" from book Transylvania 90210 "y'know, y-y-you really should get those teeth capped," "Anyway the wacky teenaged horn-dogs hop right into the toxic waves and begin to romp around in slow motion to a groovy sixties love song"  |
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MagnusGreel
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No, really, you can keep the axe...
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Post by MagnusGreel on Nov 3, 2005 9:56:20 GMT -5
Here, you forgot your axe.
If I want your opinion sister (?), I'll beat it out of you. (Well, i hadn't heard that one before.)
and you never will, with them soup cans on your head.
it's a guaranteed standing ovulation.
yeah, my appearance kind of shocks everyone. (not so funny, but i like the attitude)
Let's get this over before somebody else dies.
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